1 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,348 - May I help you, sir? - No, he was first. Go ahead. 2 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,420 - That's all right. - No, I insist. Go on. 3 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,421 - This may take a while. - Thank you. That's very kind of you. 4 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,116 You have some prints for Watson Silvernagle, I believe? 5 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:29,525 Yes, right here. There you are, 1.25. 6 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,791 All right. Thank you. 7 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,832 Twenty-five and one. Thank you very much. 8 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,402 Thank you, sir. 9 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,775 "Holy smoke and yumpin yiminy... 10 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:45,378 have a birthday that's winy and women-y." Ha-ha. 11 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,278 Boy, they really turn out the lulus these days, don't they, boys? 12 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:53,548 I'm just not happy with the focus on this last batch of enlargements. 13 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,882 - Well, we can have... - I know what you mean. 14 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,296 There was a difference last time. I said that to the man. 15 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:01,951 He said, "Our craftsmanship never varies. Verified by an electronic verifier." 16 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:05,861 Maybe I've been a little loud here, huh? Well, sorry. 17 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,127 Sir, I think you picked up the wrong envelope. 18 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,533 Oh, really? 19 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:16,840 - No, no, no. I think you're wrong. - I think you should check it again. 20 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,363 I'm really very sorry. 21 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:57,975 Now, don't tell me there's nothing in this batch about Project Windfall. 22 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,642 Not so far. 23 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,551 It's routine Thrush documents. 24 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,485 We have most of them already. 25 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:12,758 There's one on the diamond market. 26 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,226 Here's their plan to sabotage the Olympic games. 27 00:02:16,403 --> 00:02:19,567 We're going to run out of courier drops we can raid. 28 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,208 If this thing, whatever it is... 29 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,971 is as big as all signs indicate, then these packets should be all full of... 30 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,944 - Napoleon. - Find something? 31 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,175 Yes, but it's not on the planning conference. 32 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,512 - It's an U.N.C.L.E. document. - What? 33 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,656 - And it's stamped "File 40." - Well, that's impossible. 34 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:39,486 Waverly himself can't take anything out of File 40 from the building. 35 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,390 It's genuine. 36 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,726 - Then they've finally done it. - And what a time for it to happen. 37 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,424 Thrush has a man in U.N.C.L.E. 38 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,545 The scanning system tests perfectly. Don't believe it? 39 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,887 Just walk through the door. Or better still, just put your hand through it. 40 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,196 Okay, Fred. 41 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:56,632 Cut off the alarm! MAN: Right. 42 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,772 You see? Anyone who comes through here... 43 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,704 without first tripping the bypass sets off the alarm... 44 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,867 and then it's picked up on the monitors. 45 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,512 Do you have a backup system? 46 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,978 Yes, sir. I installed it myself over a year ago. 47 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,208 - Heat activated. - How does that work, George? 48 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:13,842 In the event that the scanner system should fail, it reacts to body heat. 49 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:15,849 How sensitive is it? 50 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:18,924 It can detect a passionate grasshopper going by. 51 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,617 You wanna see how critical it is? 52 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,162 I'm sure we can trust your word for it, Mr. Dennell. 53 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,526 It's your opinion, then... 54 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:29,659 that no one could have got near File 40 without an authorized bypass key? 55 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,737 Yes. It had to be someone with a key. 56 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:36,366 Well, that would limit it to about, what, two dozen men? 57 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:38,273 Yes. 58 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,710 Unhappily indicates the person has been with us... 59 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,544 long enough to gain a position of responsibility. 60 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:47,518 Yes, that could make it anyone over the rank of area chief. 61 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,178 Could even be me. 62 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,434 Miss Drosten from Security and Personnel. It's urgent. 63 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,897 Sit down. 64 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,800 You know everyone here, I think. 65 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,207 Carla. DROSTEN: Napoleon. 66 00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:03,860 - Hi, Carla. DROSTEN: Hello, George. 67 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,973 - May I speak frankly? - Yes, of course. 68 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,147 Well, we've just turned up a discrepancy in 69 00:05:09,171 --> 00:05:11,202 the history of one of our current trainees. 70 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,971 Yes, I see. 71 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,480 How far along is he in our processing? 72 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,644 Third stage. It'll mean detraining. 73 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,958 Unfortunate business. I hate to get into that. 74 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,322 Well, he can't leave with what he knows. 75 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:33,997 Well, Mr. Kuryakin, will you please take care of it? 76 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,396 Yes, sir. 77 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,267 Thank you very much, Miss Drosten. 78 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:42,341 - Oh, Carla, could I see you for a minute? - Of course. 79 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,506 Personal business. 80 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,690 Well, Mr. Solo, what do you think? 81 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:03,627 I think that we're in a bona-fide, first-class, grade-A mess. 82 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:07,893 To be precise, our whole organization is paralyzed. 83 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:11,835 I can't issue a single order even, without it immediately become known to Thrush. 84 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,337 What a time for it to happen. 85 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,999 Project Windfall is ready to get underway and we don't even know what it is. 86 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,942 We're going to have to be prepared for the worst. 87 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,638 What do you propose to do? 88 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,642 I propose to turn the whole matter over to you. 89 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:30,956 Yes, sir. 90 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,574 - A Waverly Ring? - The Priority Ring. 91 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,151 Waverly Ring, if you prefer the colloquial. 92 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,185 For me? 93 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,591 Yes. I think you should wear one. 94 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:08,653 At least while you're working on this assignment. 95 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,797 Well, I don't mind telling you... 96 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:14,059 that watching you activate one of those things... 97 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,033 makes me just a wee bit nervous, sir. 98 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,331 I'm not surprised. 99 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,837 Really, there's no danger. 100 00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,107 Providing you remember... 101 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,650 that I'm the only one who can take the thing off safely. 102 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:37,484 Well, since I hate loud bangs, I think I shall remember. 103 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,856 Oh, more a boom than a bang, I'd say. 104 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:45,357 But no one's to know that you've been issued a Priority Ring... 105 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:50,232 unless you have occasion to use it for emergency identification. 106 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,702 - Or command. - Yes, sir. 107 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:54,973 Yes, sir. 108 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,769 Make doubly sure that everyone makes a full turn. 109 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:00,379 I will, Mr. Solo. 110 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:03,449 What happened that clamped on Procedure 7? 111 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:07,109 - This is just routine precaution. - Yes, sir. 112 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,423 Thank you. 113 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:23,900 Thank you. 114 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,473 - Hi, Napoleon. - Hi, George. How are you? 115 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,073 What...? 116 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:44,416 George, do you have any special clearance to take U.N.C.L.E. papers past this gate? 117 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:47,459 Well, no, and I don't have any on me, I don't believe. 118 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,825 Well, the scanner shows you do. 119 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:53,523 I might have written a grocery list on the back of... 120 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,466 No, I got groceries last night. I made myself a note to remember... 121 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,603 But I threw that out because it's a trash paper. 122 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:05,610 Here the trouble is. It's a note typed in Thrush code. 123 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:11,917 Code? 124 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:14,344 Now, think, George. 125 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:18,356 A document in Thrush code typed on U.N.C.L.E. stationery. 126 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:21,085 Now, any idea how it could've gotten in your pocket? 127 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,162 I only know that I don't know. 128 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:27,632 Napoleon, you've known me since I first applied to U.N.C.L.E. 129 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,531 You don't really believe I'm the one. 130 00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:32,399 No. I trust you, George. 131 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,768 But if I ever discover I'm wrong... 132 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:38,878 I shall personally spread your extremities over the greater part of North America. 133 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,972 Thanks, Napoleon. 134 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:45,915 Illya? Illya? 135 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,418 I suppose I'm a pragmatist... 136 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,887 and I don't believe all the final evidence is in yet. 137 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,454 - Mr. Waverly, do you believe me? - Hm? 138 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:58,830 - Do you...? - Beg your pardon? 139 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:01,467 - Do you believe I'm innocent? - Oh. 140 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,603 Why, yes. Of course. 141 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,467 Well, I wanna say that I certainly do appreciate that, sir. 142 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:09,632 If I were in your shoes and this had happened to somebody else... 143 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:12,005 I just don't know what I'd do. 144 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,074 Well, I guess I should get back to work. 145 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,377 Oh, Mr. Dennell... 146 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,614 you won't be going back to work. 147 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:26,515 - Sir? - I'm ordering you to be detrained at once. 148 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:41,469 - Good afternoon, gentlemen. - Good afternoon, doctor. 149 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,634 We're supposed to stay here and watch, if you don't mind. 150 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,302 It's a special case. 151 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,210 I see. Well, certainly you're welcome. Won't you sit down? 152 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:53,217 - Isn't there some way to stop this? - George, just relax. Sit down. 153 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,378 You'll be all right. 154 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,661 Shouldn't we shield our eyes or something? 155 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,767 No, concentration of the beam is necessary for a hypnotic effect. 156 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,802 You might get a little drowsy if you watch from that angle. 157 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,199 You don't have to worry... 158 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:16,173 about being brainwashed of your own information, if that's what you mean. 159 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:40,427 Now, Mr. Dennell, I want you to relax and count slowly with me. 160 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,135 - One. - One. 161 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,397 - Two. - Two. 162 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,598 - Three. - Three. 163 00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:49,868 - Four. - Four. 164 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:53,070 - Five. - Five. 165 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,305 Six. 166 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,845 - Six. - Seven. 167 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,744 Good. 168 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,718 Now, Mr. Dennell... 169 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,020 you will forget everything you've learned while with U.N.C.L.E. 170 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:12,524 You will wipe your memory clean. Absolutely clean. 171 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,759 All knowledge of personnel rank... 172 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,598 who is responsible to whom, who holds what job. 173 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,865 Call it to your mind. 174 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,271 And now there is a curtain in front of it. 175 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:28,877 Now, who is Mr. Alexander Waverly? 176 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,407 He's... 177 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,643 a nice man I used to work for. 178 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,518 What is his job? 179 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:40,888 I don't know. 180 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,086 What was your job with U.N.C.L.E.? 181 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,558 I don't remember. 182 00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,272 Well... 183 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,373 that should do it. 184 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:03,208 - Are you sure this is foolproof, doctor? - Utterly, Mr. Solo. 185 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,648 I've heard that some people cannot be hypnotized. 186 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:08,515 By parlor hypnotists, perhaps. 187 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,317 But no one can resist this beam, I assure you. 188 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,653 And here's the latest proof: 189 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:16,421 One, two, three. 190 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,231 George, I want you to tell me... 191 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,268 what is the function of U.N.C.L.E. Section 7? 192 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,204 I don't know. 193 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,701 Otherwise, his memory's perfectly sound. 194 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:34,337 It's just that any intimate information about U.N.C.L.E. has been erased... 195 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,279 or rather buried so deeply it can never be recovered. 196 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,313 Well, thank you, doctor. Thank you very much. 197 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,250 You're quite welcome. 198 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,815 Come on, George. 199 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,561 Hey! Now, steady. Steady, boy. 200 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:53,223 They're frequently a little dizzy for a few minutes. It will pass. 201 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,368 Right. Well, thank you again, doctor. 202 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,026 Come on. 203 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,736 Doctor. 204 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,349 All right, George, can you tell us now... 205 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,081 what the basic equipment is in U.N.C.L.E. communications? 206 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,088 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 207 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:27,330 Well, starting with the smallest, there's the X24 Communicator... 208 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,130 which comes in seven disguises including cigarette pack and chocolate bar. 209 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,364 Then there's the X36 Communicator... 210 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,099 housed in a larger package, such as a briefcase... 211 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,336 but has the advantage of being able to cover a 175-degree arc... 212 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,845 on the earth's surface without a relay station. 213 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,141 Then there's the X54... 214 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,046 - All right, we're convinced. - Come on. 215 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,485 Boy, don't let anybody ever tell you these opaque contact lenses are fun. 216 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,116 Suppose you wanna get in touch with us and you can't get of their sight. 217 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,354 There's a special list of U.N.C.L.E. contacts in public places. 218 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,158 - Memorize that list. - Oh, I will. 219 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,960 What about this? You don't know me. 220 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:05,003 I come up to you, tell you to follow me, then you hear the sound of a Waverly Ring. 221 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,572 A Waverly Ring commands instantaneous obedience... 222 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,608 no matter what kind of a creep happens to be wearing it. 223 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,746 No offense, Illya. 224 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,246 Well, how's our new member of Operations and Enforcement? 225 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,317 - He's all set, sir. - I guess so, sir. 226 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:22,046 I must confess I've envied you guys, the kind of action you get in your jobs. 227 00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,713 - But now I'm not so sure. - You have my sympathy. 228 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:27,258 I take it you're clear on everything, Mr. Dennell? 229 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,690 Yes, sir. I guess so. 230 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,320 I'm supposed to act as though I were furious I got kicked out of U.N.C.L.E. 231 00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:36,663 And then let lots of people know that I'm furious and then see what happens. 232 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,368 Very good. 233 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,905 Whoever it was planted that paper in Thrush code... 234 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,042 wanted us to think you were a traitor. 235 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:47,810 Very well, we'll go along. Maybe we'll find out why. 236 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,814 More important, find out who the real traitor is. 237 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,417 Well, I'll do my best, sir. 238 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,321 - Good luck to you. - Thank you, sir. 239 00:15:55,488 --> 00:16:00,119 Oh, Mr. Dennell, there's one other thing I'd like to discuss with you. 240 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,853 You gentlemen needn't wait. 241 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:11,231 - Napoleon, is it true? - What? 242 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,895 Oh, George. 243 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:18,010 Yes, I'm afraid it is... I'm sorry, sit down. Please. 244 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:25,241 I heard a rumor this morning, but naturally, I didn't believe it. 245 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,853 We were supposed to meet for lunch. 246 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,019 Oh. 247 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:33,455 And, Napoleon, I know how he feels about me. 248 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,960 Lunch dates make it easy to keep things merely friendly. 249 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,361 - But he didn't show up. - He was being detrained. 250 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,934 - Oh, no. - It's all over now. 251 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:47,038 I... I just can't believe it. 252 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,739 - I feel as if it's all my fault. - And why is that? 253 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,642 If it's true, then there's something in his clearance file that I missed. 254 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:59,579 - Not necessarily. - Or else we need new security procedures. 255 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:05,180 Listen, why don't we talk it over dinner some night? 256 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,725 After all, my rival has left the scene now. 257 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,263 Don't kid about George. Please? 258 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:13,456 I'm sorry. But the invitation's still valid. 259 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,736 All right. 260 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,463 - Tonight? - Fine. 261 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:26,611 Oh, I just remembered I have a prior commitment this evening. 262 00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,906 It's business, I assure you. 263 00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,748 Tonight, yes. 264 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:38,585 I'm catching a helicopter to the airport in 15 minutes. 265 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,353 I'd say it's a rather a bad time for you to be in Japan. 266 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,429 I agree, but I have no choice. 267 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,691 Bradford's death was most untimely. 268 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:50,234 He was on the track of that new installation Thrush is building in Kyoto. 269 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,565 How long will you be gone, sir? 270 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,436 Well, I would hope to be able to reorganize the office in a day. 271 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,077 Maybe two. 272 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:02,079 I'm leaving you in charge of Headquarters operation, Mr. Solo. 273 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,214 Yes, sir. 274 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:11,487 - Miss Drosten speaking. - Hi, Carla, this is George. 275 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:16,056 George Dennell, how dare you call me after what happened? 276 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,687 Please, please, I don't know what they told you, but please listen to me. 277 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:22,300 - Can I see you tonight? - Certainly not. 278 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,868 But after we... 279 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,471 After all we've meant to each other, you just can't... 280 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,199 We have not meant anything, George Dennell. 281 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,675 Well, weren't we even friends? 282 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,782 Yes, we were friends. 283 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,884 Well, then, can't we just talk? 284 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,950 And in federal law, a man is innocent until he's proven guilty. 285 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,562 - George, I think you've had enough. - In every significant legal system... 286 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,631 since the beginning of mankind's recorded history... 287 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,929 has included the principle that a man is guilty until he's proven innocent. 288 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,332 Or the other way around. 289 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:02,566 In case you're interested, this goes back to the Code of Hammurabi for all I know. 290 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,268 - George, please. - No, no, no. Carla, this is important. 291 00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,903 Now, does this principle apply to an employer? 292 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,643 No. They can use you up, take your vintage years, then just toss you aside... 293 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,653 because somebody happened to hear something. And do they need any proof? 294 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,087 Not our dear friends in U.N.C.L.E., they don't. 295 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,659 - George, please. - I know what you mean. 296 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,489 I got an uncle who's a louse too. 297 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,794 I mean, he owns three clothing stores, and when my brother asked him for a job... 298 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,404 No, no, no. Not my uncle. U.N.C.L.E. 299 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,937 U-N-C-L-E. 300 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,665 Yeah. 301 00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:43,538 Well, anyway, our dear friends in U.N.C.L.E. can do anything they please. 302 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,016 Carla, if I were you, I would get out of that chicken-picking outfit... 303 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,210 as fast as I could. 304 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,788 Don't you think it's getting a little loud in here? 305 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,219 How was business tonight? 306 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:57,022 Well, well, well, if it isn't the great Solo. The Babe Ruth of U.N.C.L.E.-dom. 307 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,394 My pal. The fellow who wouldn't even lift an elbow to help me... 308 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,558 when I was getting kicked out on my ear. 309 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,796 - George. - You know what I think of you, great Solo? 310 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,234 George! 311 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,047 Well, that's what I think. 312 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,156 Gee, I'm sorry, Napoleon. 313 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,988 I was trying to put feeling into the part. 314 00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,659 I don't if that helps but I'm glad to hear it. 315 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,470 Hello? 316 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:49,081 Mr. Dennell, if you would like to discuss a mutually advantageous business deal... 317 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,810 meet me in the parking lot of the Golden Drake at 9 tonight. 318 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,580 Hel... Hello? Hello? Who is this? 319 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,972 They bit. I'm to meet him at 9:00 tonight. 320 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,281 Excellent. Where, where? 321 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,860 At the parking lot of the Golden Drake Hotel. 322 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,259 All right, here. Take this package of gum. 323 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:09,163 A micro transmitter inside the tinfoil. I can track you up to a half mile away. 324 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,229 Here we are. 325 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,308 Sugarless. 326 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:23,313 - Trying to lose a little weight. - I like that. Got another piece? 327 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:28,010 Sure. 328 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:31,021 It's your last one. Thanks. 329 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,226 I still can't figure out... 330 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:15,425 why George put the homing device on the wrong car. 331 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,900 Could be inexperience or accident or... 332 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:22,906 Or he could have done it on purpose, which is an entirely different kettle of fish. 333 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:26,307 What? George, playing a double game? 334 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,969 Well, somebody is. 335 00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:30,940 Come in. 336 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:36,315 Napoleon, I think I've found it. - What? 337 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:40,888 - The mistake in George's files. - There was a mistake? 338 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,724 And I think I know when he got his Thrush training. 339 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:48,698 He was registered at the university for a year of graduate study... 340 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,892 seven years ago. 341 00:22:50,436 --> 00:22:51,436 But it turns out... 342 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:55,541 it was one of the study-in-Europe, get-credit-at-home deals. 343 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,941 So while the record shows he was enrolled that year, he... 344 00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,504 He was actually in Europe. 345 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,378 I felt sorry for him at first but not anymore. 346 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,578 I, for one, am very glad to see the last of George Dennell. 347 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,429 Quick, give me your communicator. 348 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,534 What? MAN 1: Just do it. 349 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,027 A Waverly Ring. 350 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,437 Here, take it. 351 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:33,101 - Well, what did he look like? - I couldn't really tell. 352 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:36,078 Not very tall, medium build. I just couldn't see. 353 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:39,480 Never mind. I think it's George. 354 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,484 - Go on, 18. - That's it. 355 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,954 He signaled me with a Waverly Ring, so I gave him my communicator and... 356 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:48,686 - Repeat. Say again? - He signaled me with a Waverly Ring. 357 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,887 - Genuine? - Confirmed. 358 00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:52,588 Thank you. 359 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,532 George Dennell has a Waverly Ring. 360 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,500 What would life be without its little surprises? 361 00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,765 Get me overseas relay. 362 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,935 Calling Mr. Waverly. 363 00:24:05,344 --> 00:24:07,506 Total priority. 364 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:21,857 Hello? Hello, Communications. 365 00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:24,131 Would you please tell me what's so difficult 366 00:24:24,155 --> 00:24:26,089 about trying to make contact with Japan? 367 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,063 We can reach Japan, Mr. Solo... 368 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:31,294 but Mr. Waverly's plane is headed this way via the polar route. 369 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,599 The aurora borealis seems to be jamming the microwave frequencies... 370 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:37,265 which make it rather difficult to make contact. 371 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:39,935 All right, thank you. 372 00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:43,148 Have you still any doubts that it's George? 373 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:47,685 All right, assuming I am prejudiced about George and I like him... 374 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,846 I still can't conceive of him being a double agent. 375 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,549 What about Waverly? You trust his judgment, don't you? 376 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:57,163 - He gave him the ring, didn't he? - We think he did. 377 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,662 Until we hear from him, we cannot be sure. 378 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:03,160 Are you suggesting that George somehow stole one? 379 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,167 I'm only trying to deal with the facts. 380 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,000 - Can you think of anything else? - Nothing. 381 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,666 For a while, I thought it might be that detrainee that Carla uncovered... 382 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,813 who had a lapse in his personal record. 383 00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,538 No, he was completely detrained. 384 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:18,081 And anyway, he doesn't have access to File 40. 385 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,014 This is the most maddening thing. 386 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,416 For a while, I thought it might even be Carla. 387 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,523 - Carla. - It was just an idea. 388 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:29,860 She has one of the cleanest records. She was recruited just out of high school. 389 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,999 There isn't one moment of her personal life that hasn't been accounted for. 390 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:38,471 - Solo here. DENNELL: Hi, Napoleon. It's me, George. 391 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:41,664 - George, where are you? - Listen, I can't talk now. 392 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,140 I want you to meet me at the Hazard Research and Development Plant... 393 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:46,369 The what? 394 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,845 The Hazard Research and Development on Long Island. Now, listen. 395 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:54,009 Bring with you the drawings of the new underwater adapter for our .45 Special. 396 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,415 It's File 40. 397 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:57,715 File 40? I can't take that out of the building. 398 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,483 You have to. 399 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,757 What do you want with Headquarters-security information? 400 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:05,762 Just trust me, everything depends on it. Goodbye. 401 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:08,457 Hello, operator? Never mind. 402 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:21,739 - Hi, going in my general direction? - Hi, go ahead, please. 403 00:26:31,056 --> 00:26:32,957 This is very embarrassing. I... 404 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,286 Oh. 405 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:42,993 Just a phone number I wrote down. I didn't wanna rely on my memory. 406 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:46,229 I guess I'll think of it the next time, huh? 407 00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:49,000 A very special phone number, Napoleon? 408 00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,842 Now, Carla, really? 409 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,339 It's a natural mistake to make, Mr. Solo. 410 00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:59,883 Look, the next time you write a special number down, use untreated paper. 411 00:27:00,052 --> 00:27:01,111 I'll do that. Yeah. 412 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,814 Mr. Solo. I'm gonna have to run you through again. Just to make sure. 413 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:06,893 There is such a thing as carrying routine 414 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:08,984 to the point of absurdity. We're in a hurry. 415 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:10,161 It doesn't bother me. 416 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:13,527 You think Mr. Solo would take File 40 documents out of this building? 417 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:17,069 - I... - I'm sorry. Okay, Mr. Solo, you can go. 418 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,137 Okay, thank you. 419 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,002 Too bad. 420 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:26,634 I'll have to report him for allowing me to bully him out of doing his job. 421 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,611 The ironies of responsibility. 422 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,151 I'll be in touch. 423 00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,643 Right. 424 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,499 Napoleon. 425 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,300 - George, is everything all right? - Come on. 426 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,110 We can talk safely here. 427 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,342 Well, I think it's a nice little place to have a nice little talk. 428 00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,815 Did you bring them? 429 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:11,184 You know, I've never realized that research required quite so much machinery. 430 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:15,418 - Napoleon, did you bring the drawings? - Yes. 431 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:19,224 - What are you going to do with them? - May I have them? 432 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,698 George, I have to know what you intend to do with them. 433 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,930 You really do trust me, don't you, Napoleon? 434 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:29,472 - Shouldn't I? - Why not? 435 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:32,736 I must be trustworthy. Everybody trusts me. 436 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,641 Including those fellas. 437 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,280 You win some, you lose some. 438 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:41,147 Night watchmen. 439 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,347 Don't move until I do. 440 00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,825 Hi there. I'm from the Alchemy Electronics Corporation. 441 00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:49,825 I thought you might be interested... 442 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,270 George! 443 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,274 George, get the other gun. 444 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:20,586 All right, stand back. 445 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:25,297 Well, I must say you didn't break any speed records for getting that gun. 446 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:29,765 Well, there didn't seem to be any urgency since you were clearly outnumbered. 447 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:34,540 Well, all right, let's take him. 448 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:46,650 I've got something to show you. 449 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,288 What do you mean, we've lost him? 450 00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:54,353 There's nothing on his channel but static. 451 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:56,961 There was the residual hum from the frequency beam... 452 00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:01,066 just the way it's supposed to be, then all of a sudden, it stopped, then static. 453 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:04,499 - Have you signaled him? - A dozen times. 454 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:07,098 All right, keep trying. 455 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,283 Not bad, huh? 456 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:21,784 Better than my little cubbyhole down at U.N.C.L.E. 457 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:26,288 Oh, I don't know, George, I always thought your office had character. 458 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:29,394 Actually, this suite has only been assigned to me temporarily... 459 00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:31,427 because there's so many VIPs in town. 460 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,589 - Hey, Napoleon, you want a drink? - Yeah, a little Scotch, George. 461 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,462 All right, all right. Sit down. 462 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:40,902 Hey, listen, Napoleon, you know that Thrush center in Kyoto? 463 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:44,840 The one that we figured was being built as their new weaponry-development center? 464 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,342 Well, get this: 465 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,471 It isn't in Japan at all. It's right here. 466 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:54,677 The Thrush people just started that Kyoto rumor just to throw us off. 467 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,220 - Well, cheers. - Cheers. 468 00:30:57,389 --> 00:31:01,918 I see. So that's why Bradford was killed. Because he was on to it, right? 469 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,063 No, not exactly. Well, partly. 470 00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:08,325 But actually, the real reason, the real reason was to get Waverly out of the way. 471 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,833 They're a real efficient bunch, these guys. 472 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:13,494 Yes, I've observed that, George. 473 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,934 Yeah, but you see it better from the inside. 474 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:23,275 George, what I'd like to know... 475 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:27,715 I mean, is this for real? 476 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,219 Oh, sure. Sure, it is. 477 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,325 This is a nice organization, once you get to know the people. 478 00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:39,432 And besides, it has the added advantage of being kind of an Old Home Week. 479 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:44,826 Well, would you just look who's here? 480 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:52,877 It's nice to see you, Carla. 481 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:57,311 - I hope George has made you comfortable. - We've had a pleasant visit, yes. 482 00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,247 Good. How do you like our new facilities? 483 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:05,983 Gee, I hate to bring business into the party, but you know old, curious me. 484 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:11,393 Well, it's just a little something that we're calling Project Windfall. 485 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,930 Oh, yes. I've heard about it. 486 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,099 But not enough. 487 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,931 We had no idea how prophetic our title would be. 488 00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:22,797 - Did he bring the drawings? - He said he did. 489 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,567 Oh, come on, George. 490 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:28,145 - Naturally, I had to say I brought it. I mean... DENNELL: Uh, fellas. 491 00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:31,545 You know I couldn't take File 40 out of the building. 492 00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:35,778 Yeah, fellows, look inside his left sleeve. There's a zipper in the cuff. 493 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,330 Yep, that's it. 494 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:55,140 George, think of what you're doing. 495 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,004 It is hard to believe, isn't it, Napoleon? 496 00:32:58,176 --> 00:33:02,170 But we were talking about Project Windfall. Come on over and sit down. 497 00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:08,411 It's really very simple. 498 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:12,013 We are going to capture U.N.C.L.E. Headquarters. 499 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,083 Cigarette? 500 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:17,053 No, no. 501 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,697 Well, that does sound like fun. 502 00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:23,836 And the fun part is that it's really going to happen. 503 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,268 Napoleon, they've got experts from all over the world in everything... 504 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,533 - just waiting to start. - Mm-hm. 505 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:34,271 I could give them information on the layout but not concerning security devices. 506 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,881 I was counting on getting that from File 40. 507 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:41,542 I must admit that the other afternoon, when you intercepted that packet... 508 00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:45,057 I thought we were going to have to drop the whole affair. 509 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:51,095 But it occurred to me that under the right circumstances... 510 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,198 George might decide to help us. 511 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:55,295 You see what I mean about a windfall? 512 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:58,995 I'm sure George could have remembered enough to make the project a success. 513 00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:03,232 But with George and this... 514 00:34:03,408 --> 00:34:06,936 well, they'll never even know what happened. 515 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:10,245 Sure is lucky you didn't detrain me. 516 00:34:10,415 --> 00:34:11,906 You see? Another windfall. 517 00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:16,812 We were just about to try to find a memory crack through counter hypnosis. 518 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,549 Sorry, we're going to leave you for a while. 519 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:24,162 The final briefing's about to start. Just make yourself at home. 520 00:34:24,329 --> 00:34:27,663 - Oh, don't worry about me. - I won't. 521 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:31,763 You're welcome to try our security. Call for help if you like. 522 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:35,237 Oh, dear, I forgot. 523 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,571 There's an electronic jamming screen around this place. 524 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:41,736 Only our own frequencies can get through. Too bad, isn't it? 525 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:45,782 - Most unfortunate. - Oh, excuse me, one last thing. 526 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:49,080 Now that you've seen the place, obviously you'll have to be killed. 527 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,652 See you later. 528 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:07,733 Stay over there. 529 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,705 Didn't you hear the young lady offer me the run of the place? 530 00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,572 - Just stay over there. - Well, it doesn't matter anyway. 531 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:16,078 Soon, there won't be any place to have the run of. 532 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,142 What do you mean? 533 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,684 I'm sure you gentlemen can understand my position. If I'm going to die... 534 00:35:21,853 --> 00:35:27,451 I should be able to select the time and the method and who goes with me. 535 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,919 What's that? 536 00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:34,556 You mean Thrush doesn't arm you with self-destruct devices? I'm amazed at that. 537 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:39,795 All right, just put that right over there on that table. 538 00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:42,537 Well, I'm sorry. It's already armed. 539 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:45,006 Just a matter of a second and I'll take my... 540 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,112 My superiors indicate to me that is was the most painless way. 541 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:49,577 Just... Just a minute. 542 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:53,946 - Just close your eyes. - No, wait! 543 00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:07,692 Look out! 544 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,835 Kill the power. 545 00:36:24,315 --> 00:36:25,339 All right, get him up. 546 00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,679 - Get a "drayton thramper" on him. - Right. 547 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,878 Power on again. 548 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:33,419 What was that you said we should put on him? 549 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:19,999 This is Solo. 550 00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:22,663 I've climbed above a jamming screen. 551 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:26,369 If you can hear me, I'm at the Hazard Research and Development Company. 552 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:29,173 In the main foundry, there's a door... 553 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:39,590 No! Bring him down. 554 00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:50,931 I'm sorry, Napoleon. Our plans for you are much more imaginative. 555 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,817 I'm telling you, that's all he said. 556 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,117 "If you can hear me... 557 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:16,193 come to the Hazard Research and Development Company. 558 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:18,455 In the main foundry, there's a door." 559 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:22,431 Then there was silence for a few seconds and the static started again. 560 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,330 All right. 561 00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:27,999 Thank you. 562 00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:32,668 I think it's highly appropriate... 563 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:36,212 that you'll be the first one to test our new disposal facilities. 564 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:38,640 Well, I'm honored, naturally. 565 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:43,449 Well, you see, whenever we have to dispose of some unwieldy item... 566 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:47,581 a body for instance, our machine wraps it in airtight plastic... 567 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,887 so there won't be any embarrassing signs. 568 00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:54,328 And then it attaches some lead weights and a jet-bottle propulsion unit. 569 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:55,626 It's really marvelous. 570 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,992 Well, does sound clever. 571 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:02,072 And then the jet-bottle propulsion unit propels it like a miniature submarine... 572 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,436 out to a spot in the bay. 573 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,436 An unusually deep spot. 574 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,571 And the fuel runs out and it sinks. 575 00:39:11,316 --> 00:39:14,480 Sort of Thrush's answer to the population explosion. 576 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:18,488 Well, as I said, it's untested. 577 00:39:18,656 --> 00:39:21,182 But we feel confident it will work beautifully. 578 00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:25,020 Well, I'll let you know if it doesn't. 579 00:39:25,630 --> 00:39:27,428 Only if it doesn't. 580 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,101 Sorry, we're closed for the day. 581 00:39:39,277 --> 00:39:42,145 Oh, what a shame, and I've come such a long way too. 582 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:48,718 Never mind. I can handle this myself quite well. 583 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,591 Well... 584 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,660 here it is. 585 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:04,859 What's the matter, George? 586 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:07,471 I don't think I'm gonna like this part of it. 587 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,336 Oh, George, don't you appreciate the irony? 588 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:14,741 The great Mr. Solo himself, your rival and all that. 589 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,178 I never considered him much of a rival. 590 00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:20,944 Of course, you're right, George, but he thought he was. 591 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,756 Well, I wonder how I ever got that idea. 592 00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:30,128 In most ways, I'll miss you, Napoleon. 593 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:32,128 Much? 594 00:40:32,497 --> 00:40:34,864 I think so, yes. 595 00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:39,770 Well... 596 00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:43,769 that's going to make it easier. 597 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,542 - Napoleon. - Yes? 598 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,739 You must understand. I... 599 00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:52,508 Now... 600 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,078 both of you were saying? 601 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,953 Close the match cover, George. 602 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,885 Get your hands up, George. 603 00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:07,695 Both of you charming people. 604 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,910 That's right, Napoleon. The joke's on Thrush. 605 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,472 Don't let him fool you, Napoleon. His ring is a fake. 606 00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,784 Well, that's an interesting situation, wouldn't you say? 607 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:38,259 I know my ring is real because Mr. Waverly himself put it on me. 608 00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:41,661 He's lying, Napoleon. He was the plant in U.N.C.L.E. all the time. 609 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,826 Me? How can you say that? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 610 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,438 Ask him about File-40 paper. What about that? 611 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:48,769 What about that, George? 612 00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:50,803 It was your idea that I pretend to defect. 613 00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:54,969 When I found out about Project Windfall, I thought, boy, if I could get in on that. 614 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,445 To get their confidence quickly was the problem. 615 00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:00,551 And your answer was to give top secrets out of our files, huh? 616 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,654 If that's your idea of helping, I'd hate to have you against us. 617 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:06,916 It wasn't that way at all. The drawings you brought are worthless. 618 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,890 I test-fired that experimental weapon myself and it's... 619 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,929 It's useless. It's no good. It'll take months to get it right. 620 00:42:13,097 --> 00:42:15,498 And what I found is worth a dozen weapons like that. 621 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,132 Well, that's very persuasive. 622 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:22,637 - What's your version, Carla? - I don't have a version, only the truth. 623 00:42:22,807 --> 00:42:27,768 I've been a member of Waverly's personal top-secret assignment for over a year. 624 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,909 He issued me a Waverly Ring... 625 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:32,778 when I discovered we had an infiltrator from Thrush. 626 00:42:32,950 --> 00:42:36,387 He ordered me to join Thrush to find out the identity of the infiltrator. 627 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,149 Since I was working on a similar plan with George... 628 00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:41,349 why didn't Waverly tell me about you? 629 00:42:41,526 --> 00:42:45,293 Let's face it, Napoleon. One of us, either George or I... 630 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:48,524 was working under U.N.C.L.E. orders that you didn't know about. 631 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:52,659 - I'm telling you the truth. It was I. - It was me... I. 632 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:58,100 Would I have freed you when you were treed like a squirrel? 633 00:42:58,276 --> 00:42:59,710 You really looked very funny. 634 00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:02,176 You freed me to try out the machine, Carla. 635 00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:04,679 Oh, and I let you take my gun away from me. 636 00:43:04,849 --> 00:43:06,909 Napoleon, if I was really a Thrush agent... 637 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,884 I wouldn't let a moonstruck look interfere with my orders. 638 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,722 Well, only one of you is telling the truth. 639 00:43:12,890 --> 00:43:16,827 If that is a genuine Waverly Ring, where did George get the one he's wearing? 640 00:43:16,994 --> 00:43:20,988 It's a cheap imitation. They made it up in the Thrush lab. 641 00:43:24,802 --> 00:43:27,033 All right, Carla. Come over here. 642 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:32,171 - George, right here. - What? 643 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:35,006 I'm gonna make sure you don't fool anyone else with that. 644 00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:36,179 Take it off. 645 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,407 - But it'll explode. - I said, take it off. 646 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,745 - Look out! - Carla, where are you going? 647 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:44,218 That's a cheap imitation Waverly Ring. Why are you trying to duck out? 648 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:48,454 Do you really think you've won anything, Napoleon? 649 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:53,530 Regardless of what you do to me, you are both still hopelessly trapped. 650 00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:54,927 - George, come here. - Yeah. 651 00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:57,796 - You know how to get out? - I know the general direction. 652 00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:01,701 All right. If we can't get out, maybe we can get someone to come in. 653 00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:04,638 Yes. Try yelling for help. 654 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:08,177 You've got a very ingenious job of camouflage here, Carla. 655 00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:11,180 However, there's gotta be a ventilating system somewhere. 656 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:14,945 George, collect everything that'll burn. 657 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,956 Do you really think an installation 658 00:45:44,980 --> 00:45:46,670 like this isn't protected against fire? 659 00:45:46,844 --> 00:45:51,179 Keep walking and don't panic. You're liable to get trampled. Or worse. 660 00:45:51,349 --> 00:45:52,612 This is the way, Napoleon. 661 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:55,651 Just how are we going to get across a 1-million-volt field? 662 00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:59,484 - This is the way I came in. - All right. 663 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:06,159 - Hey, get her! - Never mind her, run! 664 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:08,162 Turn on the auxiliary power. 665 00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,657 That was a nice try, Napoleon. 666 00:46:37,828 --> 00:46:40,388 This time, there are no more fuses left for you to blow. 667 00:46:40,564 --> 00:46:44,433 So you might as well drop your gun and come to mama like a good little boy. 668 00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:47,933 Shoot, you fools. Shoot! 669 00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:04,252 And where were you all this time? 670 00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:06,817 Trying to read your smoke signals. 671 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:09,392 They're even more illegible than your handwriting. 672 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:14,432 Well, I must confess... 673 00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:18,330 this procedure always makes me feel a bit jittery myself. 674 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,767 There is one thing I'd like to know, Mr. Waverly. 675 00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:23,908 Why did you trust me? You had evidence against me... 676 00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:27,045 and you still trusted me so far as to give me this ring. 677 00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:31,672 Well, security measures are valuable, of course. 678 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:35,642 But there comes a time when a man must judge character. 679 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:41,953 In all modesty, I consider myself rather good in that connection. 680 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:44,698 So perhaps it's just as well I wasn't around 681 00:47:44,722 --> 00:47:46,830 when you were doing your best performing. 682 00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:59,502 Much the same as your having instinctive faith in my ability to do this. 683 00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:10,213 Well, at least I proved I'm capable of working in Enforcement. 684 00:48:10,821 --> 00:48:15,452 - Well, George, I mean, you have proved... - No, I even know how to do this. 685 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:25,969 Of course... Of course, my work in Section 4 is so darn important. 686 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:29,904 We could never expect much active help from you when you're needed so badly. 687 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:33,977 All right, Mr. Dennell, you're much more valuable where you are. 688 00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:38,048 Well, call me when you're in another tight spot. 689 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:52,029 Mr. Solo? Next.